If I want to go on a diet and be cheapo at the same time.....that
means you'll be the only one paying when we eat!!
muahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
waiter :"and your order, sir?"
me :"oh nothing for me. I'm
just eating half of whatever she's eating"
...more like..
waiter :"your bill, sir?"
av :"oh nothing for me. I'm
just helping her to eat half of whatever she's eating, pass the
bill to her"
